Name: Xaphan de Rais Salanoche (my name is unisex)

Nicknames: Xaphie, Xaphu, Xaphichu, Xaphos, Xaphirah ,Xaphiroth, Xaphnu,Xaph, Xapho, Xaphine, Xaphentep, Xaphod, Xaphire, Xapher, Xaphon, Xaphanov, Xaphivoski, Xaphk

Age: I'm either 21 or 22

Gender: Male... or female? I'm whatever I want to be. ;D

Zodiac: Gemini

Chinese Zodiac: Rat

Occupation: Parent of three, sibling to several psychotic females, and I hack up/dipose/examine corpses for a living.

Status: I am sick of relationships, I just exist to make money and put my kids through some sort of life.

Here for: Friends and family

Orientation: Uh.. bisexual because um, love knows no gender? Besides.. it is amazing what boredom can do to a person.

Hometown: I live in a tree in some industrial area with a high crime rate

Body type: 5' 7" / Average, I'm a lovely manlady looking thing

Ethnicity: See, this is something else I do not know, I'm either Greek, Irish or Kiowa, again thanks to my mother I live in a blank, I mean damn.. she named me after a fallen..angel.. so.. yeah, I have no idea.

Religion: Golden Rule Clut Member - I worship myself because I am responsible for my own actions. 50/50, ya know.. life... somethings you can manage--somethings not.

Smoke / Drink: No / OH GOD YESSSS

Children: I have 3 I was supposed to have 7 total, I am such a mother hen

Education: Did something.. got somewhere

Income: I bring home BODY PARTS and I can tell Uncle SUCKMAbMALLS to go off himself.

Piercings: My ears, nipples and yeah I got one in a region of OUCH--well depends if one likes.. pain.. yeah use your perverted imaginations. Ooooooo

Tattoos: I got skeletal demon wings on my shoulder blades, conntecting together to form down my spine a.. tattoo of my spinal cord.

Hair: Insanely long, jet black with some streaks of silver, I keep it braided and tied up in a horizontal manner.

Eyes: My eyes are green, depending on the lighting.

Skin: Pale as a corpse can beeeeeee

Favorite Color: GREEEN BABY, GREEEEEEEEEEN and joining green, my favorite shade --- BLACK

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1. My screenname has nothing to do with the holy mother fucker, called Sephiroth.

2. Sephiroth is an angelic term, Xaphiroth is demonic in every way.

3. Yeah, I was named after a demon. (yes, my mother has an absurd sense of humor ) Formerly an angel, but hey, what was the end result? DEMON.

4. Blame my sisters & goofy friends. They combined my name (xaphan)-- with its nickname XAPHIE with... ASTEROTH/astroth whatever.

5. See the semi-math here? Xaphie= Xaphi + Asteroth = Roth = Xaphi+Roth=XAPHIROTH?

Now, those of us with braincells can understand this.
I have no part in the fandom of final fantasy, my interests vary and Final Fantasy-- does not even register.

It just does not strike my fancy.